Okay, so I’m not 28, 38… even 48, but if I were, I wouldn’t wear these pants. If I were a fashion stylist, I’d put these pants together with red clown shoes and a rally cap: a baseball cap worn inside out, backwards and sideways.
Would you believe the original price for these pants were $1,047? They’re now on sale for $418.80. That’s still too expensive! I would own these if they were free!
Then there’s this “avant-garde style” biker jacket. Really? I don’t think I want to know how much this costs. Again, I wouldn’t wear it if it were free. Does this make me:
b.) Not hip
c.) Have good taste
d.) Some or all of the above